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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: Anecdotes (short, funny stories)
Post any short funny stories here. I'll make this into a sticky if it becomes really popular, and a new section if it becomes even more popular. _________________ The 4 aces is back!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject:
Okay...
The singing bag
Last Thursday, I came back from lunch. I'd left my bag in my art classroom, the lesson I'd had before it. I went back into the art room, and to my suprise everyone was standing around my table. I asked them why, and they said they were listening to the bag sing. I didn't know my bag was that smart!
It was actually the girl who sits next to me's bag, and it wasn't exactly singing- her phone was ringing. Some one had told our art teacher, and seeing as mobile phones are banned... _________________ The 4 aces is back!
A sneaky 5 year old
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"
another one stevie as mean as you loved the last 1 so much
a women goes to an interview at a police station . the interviewer sees that she's a blond and asks her whats
"1 + 1 "
she replies "2"
he says "2 + 2 "
she answers 4
the inviewer says come back tomorrow and tell me who murdered abraham lincoln
she says "ok"
she gets home and her mate rings her
" asking how did the interview go ?"
she replies " GREAT ! not only did i get the job , im already working on a murder case .
oh yh stevie there is one but it happened to my dads mate
some girl is short on money so she went to his house with some paint and says "do you need anything painting"he says "yes the porch ill come out in a hour and see how your going on " the girls blonde by the way . she comes back after 20 minutes and knocks on the house and says " ive finished ive even done 2 coats "
the man was surprised he goes out and sees his porch his not painted . the girl says " by the way thats not a porsche thats a ferrari "
oh yh stevie there is one but it happened to my dads mate
some girl is short on money so she went to his house with some paint and says "do you need anything painting"he says "yes the porch ill come out in a hour and see how your going on " the girls blonde by the way . she comes back after 20 minutes and knocks on the house and says " ive finished ive even done 2 coats "
the man was surprised he goes out and sees his porch his not painted . the girl says " by the way thats not a porsche thats a ferrari "
you sure that happened to ur dads mate, ive heard that b4 and read it in joke books b4 too, very funny though, _________________
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject:
u1bd2005 wrote:
Sir Van Nistelrooy wrote:
oh yh stevie there is one but it happened to my dads mate
some girl is short on money so she went to his house with some paint and says "do you need anything painting"he says "yes the porch ill come out in a hour and see how your going on " the girls blonde by the way . she comes back after 20 minutes and knocks on the house and says " ive finished ive even done 2 coats "
the man was surprised he goes out and sees his porch his not painted . the girl says " by the way thats not a porsche thats a ferrari "
you sure that happened to your dads mate, ive heard that before and read it in joke books before too, very funny though,
Yep, I've heard it before too _________________ The 4 aces is back!
lol stevie
i was there was some little kids on a field / park whatever you call it and they was playing catch cause me nd my mates was going up to snooker hall and they threw the ball and 1 kid was so interested in the ball he jst dived for it and landed in a canal lol
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