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u1bd2005

In this competition you have to think of the worst thing that someone could say to a traffic policeman if he stops them.

Rules
1. No swearing
2. No more than 50 words
3. No text talk
4. Don't post it if someone has posted the same
5. Only post your joke, do not post praising other peoples jokes
6. One entry per person

There will be a special rank created for the winner (which I will decide.)
The closing date will be 10th October (may change)

Obviously I can't win but I will give you a few examples.

"You must have been doing 120mph to keep up with me"

"I dont like the alphabet game, can we play hangman"

"I can't walk in a straight line when I'm sober, how do you expect me to walk in a straight line in this condition"
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hottntott · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:49 pm Post subject:

Look - I.m a mate of the Superintendent. Oh - you don't care. Well, you better stick that pencil where the sun don.t shine then.

Sniperco · Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject:

Hi I know I was speeding but if you would of seen the girl I saw you would follow them as well, oh your gay well then it was a guy! please I wont tell if you don't.
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inter united *** · Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:54 pm Post subject:

oh sorry cop i know i was speeding but someone rang it was a female in fact two females at this address piggy street ten you know that house what its your wife and your mum wahoooo jackpot see you tonight.

munaaf · Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

shut ur mouth, shut ur breath, shut ur STINKING beak!

Nadji · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:57 am Post subject:

"Good evening Officer how about a joke?"
"Two guys are walking down the street and I forget the punchline but your mothers a whore."
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Phili-boi99 · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:26 pm Post subject:

whey a policewoman!! i say we get jiggy right here right now
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u1bd2005 · Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject:

OK, its a day late but Ill announce the winner now,
And the winner is ...

Sniperco

I will assign him a custom rank image now.

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