Sir Van Nistelrooy
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3 things before u dieYou have 2 weeks to die what would be the 3 things you would want to do ????????????
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Nadji
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This is a family forum right? No comment 
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u1bd2005
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1. I would withdraw all my money from my bank.
2. Buy hundreds of Mars Bars
3. Eat them all
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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Nadji i dont lyk where tht is going lol ? if i think i no where its going i dont wanna no
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Nadji
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If you must know I was going to say Skydiving...
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Okay, Nadji, I belive you, you'd skydive rather than become a serial rap artist.
3 things to do before I die
1. Write a will
2. Do stuff without caring what people think of me afterwards
3. Buy a Wii and as many games as possible with the money in my bank account and play on them as much as possible
On a differnt note, well done on getting so well involved in the forum, Sir Van Nistelroy. From now o, i'm going to call you SVN for short, okay?
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Nadji
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| StevieCoppleisaGod wrote: | | Okay, Nadji, I belive you, you'd skydive rather than become a serial rap artist. |
I'm more of a heavy metal vocalist, but i may delve into rap in the future.
Stevie, , you're so Xtreme; your coolness has the momentum of a runaway freight train, why are you so popular?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Well, Lisa... I can't rember what Burns said. But this is not war, this is pest control.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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ok stevie i havent been on a while so i fought i should get more involved
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Well, keep it up 
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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ill try lol
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Now I think about it, I'd like to skydive into Stamford Bridge, on a matchday, with a megaphone, shouting:
"let's all do the Chelsea!" (with diving actions)
"Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt! Mourinho's a..."
"Chavski! chavski! Chavski!"
"Divers, divers, divers!
Amoung other things
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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yh id probably parachute into there and flying karate kick mourinho if he was still with them
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oldman
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the 3 things before i die would be
1. burn down school
2. quick trip around the world
3. go and buy the4aces and run it, then give it to the froum
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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id go for number 1
2 wud be kill bill gates and nick his money and give loads to charity cuz hes a tite Beep cant sey lol
3. skydive / bungeejump or summit lyk dat
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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| Sir Van Nistelrooy wrote: |
2 wud be kill bill gates and nick his money and give loads to charity cuz hes a tite Beep cant sey lol
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Bill Gates gives more money to charity than anyone else in the world, noteably The Bill and Melinda Gates Malaria Foundation.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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not as much as he cud ? hes like the worlds richest man and he doesnt need tht much money hes set for life he could give alot more and not even notice its gone
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oldman
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but just think of his tax bill and if he wnated to he could just keep it like the all the other celebs
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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yh spose so but he shud give more lol
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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| oldman wrote: | | but just think of his tax bill |
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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lol
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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I'm moving this to chat as it would be better there.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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footy chat ? what part of footy is this ? lol
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oldman
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and bill gates doesnt give his money to charity hes got a red card now the celebs are down to 10 men
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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lol youre the ref then ?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Sorry! I meant Chat, not footy chat!
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oldman
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im the commentator and 4th offical
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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am i linesman ill be the decider lol
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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I'm the FA cheif executive, and you're fired.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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Well im Fa Executive So youre Fired !
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Cheif Exec is higher than a regular Exec, so you're fired again!
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oldman
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well im the Primeminister so your all Fired!
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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primeminister ? thats goverment / polictics lol
and stevie im the Head of F.A so youre fired Again !
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oldman
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i dont care i rule the country and now im head of the wfa (just made it up coz im primeminister) it stand for world footbal assciation so i fire both of u again and i am a one man team so u wont be hired again
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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as mean as you rule the country i now rule the world no in fact the universe before stevie or you puts it so WFA is now demolished , obliterated , annihalated and Extinct Its now called the UFA Universal Football Association So your fired oldman and stevie is now the primeminister
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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I'm the Doctor.
Beat that!
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the-bats-boston
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I'm the God.
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oldman
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im Allah
and the president of the whole intire sapce
So i fire every1 and no one can fire me
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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Allah is in fact lower than God unless youre a muslim and the universe is infact the whole entire space and i already claimed that so haha and HA!
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Correction: Allah IS God. 2 names for the same thing.
I'm the Doctor. Again. So I'll just go back in time and stop any of you from existing.
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the-bats-boston
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Well I created the Big Bang so I am the reason you're all here.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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I exist outside of space and time!
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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Allah is the god for muslims lol i exist in all the other dimensions
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Allah is just what Muslim's call God, it's still the same God as the Christian and Jewish God.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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our R.E teacher is wrong then
like always lol
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Muslims and Christians (and Jews) all belive in one, omnipresent, all-seeing, all-knowing, everlasting God. They also all have the same Prophets (to a certain extent). Jews don't belive in Mohammed (pbuh) or Jesus Christ, whereas Christians don't belive in Mohammed, and muslims don't belive in Issac or Jacob, but value Ishmael higher than Christians and Jews and call Abraham "Ibrahim". They also don't belive Jesus was the son of God, but value him as a Prophet of Allah/God.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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isnt there a prophet called guru nanak ?
and is it buddha's that have like hundreds of gods ?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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| Sir Van Nistelrooy wrote: | isnt there a prophet called guru nanak ?
and is it buddha's that have like hundreds of gods ? |
Guru Nanak? Never heard of him, but it sounds like the name of one of the Sikh prophets. They had 12 Prophets, all called Guru, and then the thirteenth prophet is their holy book, the Guru Granth Sith.
Buddists have no God, they belive that if you're a good enough person, you'll come back as a better person, or a luckier person (so you might become David Beckham, for example), and if you become a really holy person, then you become part of God, and you never have to suffer again.
hindhu's belive something similar, but they have thousands of Gods. They belive that every living thing has a part of the most holy God in them, and if that thing dies, the part of God is lost forever.
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oldman
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hindu's can have 3gods or 300 gods or 330,000,000 gods
and i think that Guru Nanak was the founder of Sikhism
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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ah buddhas have like 6 different steps of life like theres names for different workers like one for a sewage cleaner , a shop worker , shop owner , factory owner , royalty and theres others in between cant remember all of them , and if you dont moan or complain as your life you can move up the ladder when you die and eventually reach buddhist haven or something like that
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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you start out as a fly or some other insect, and then you become a frog, and then a lizard, a bird, a mouse, a horse, an elephant..,. well, basically you just become a cooler creature each time. And then you become a human, and if you're good you become a better person, and if you're bad you either go back to being an animal or move up until you can go no higher and go to heaven.
Inter United * * * wold make this thread so much more interesting.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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lol i never new him
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