hottntott
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Global WarmingIt has been reported that global warming raised 3 degrees this morning as the Spurs - Man U battle at White Hart Lane approached. In this heat, will Spurs again outplay their opponents and still get stuffed by a 14 man team. On a more serious note - is global warming to blame for the atrocious scenes in Italy - what are they doing to our beautiful game. At the same time, the Super Bowl takes place in America with tremendous competition on the field but with the best spirit on the terraces. What IS the problem with these soccer morons. I have always had such an affection and respect for the Italians and their attitudes and achievements in all fields. I have had great Italian friends . So what gives there - what the hell goes on?? WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
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hottntott
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You see - Itold you that Global Warming would beat Spurs. Usually the sun never shows in Tottenham, and the 3 degree rise destroyed them when the heat was on in Manchesters half after the break. Whenever Spurs strikers got into Man U's box they got a nose-bleed. Its Ok for Renaldo, plays all the time in sunny Portugal, so he is used ducking and diving in hot-spots. If it hadn't been for the goals Spurs would have won easily. And on top of that Spurs threw away 6 or 7 to make a game of it. They should win the sporting conduct shield.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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| hottntott wrote: | If it hadn't been for the goals Spurs would have won easily.  |
How true, how true. If it weren't for the goals and the fact we're not a country, Reading would have won the World Cup!
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hottntott
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Well - they are not doing so bad now!! The team of the season. Because of the goals, you know. But mainly because of the great man Steve Copple - the perfect football player! He's the man. And of course - 2 Litre himself. I will now retire from the fray before I incriminate myself by mentioning other name. (Mr Hunt, Mr Ossie Ardiles)( Oops - that wasn't me said that then.) Now, because of Global Warming destroying my flair football Tottenham team, I think I'll hibernate and give you all a break. zip.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Excuse me for bumping this topic, but it was that or start a new one.
Proof that pirates prevent global warming
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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can i ask how ?
or this a not funny joke
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the-bats-boston
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Steve you said that they prevent global warming. But that link says that they cause global warming.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Typo on my behalf- I added the text on paint, then clicked off, realised what I'd done and couldn't undo it.
I've pasted the graph again and fixed the link
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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| Sir Van Nistelrooy wrote: | can i ask how ?
or this a not funny joke | Look at the chart. The more pirates there are, the colder it is. FACT.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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yes the graph shows that but why do they make it colder ?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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| Sir Van Nistelrooy wrote: | | yes the graph shows that but why do they make it colder ? |
Why are Chelsea so good?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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roman abhromavic
bought the premiership
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Exactly. But Sunderland have also spend loads- why aren't they as good?
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