boyracers2
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More riddlesRiddle 1. Jack's Mum has 4 children, one called North, one South, one East what's the other one?
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the-bats-boston
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Jack. I almost said West...hehe!
Good stuff.
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hottntott
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Jack West?
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boyracers2
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It's a gd ain't it
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boyracers2
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Ok, here's another...
There's West Germany, East Germany and Noman's land.
A plane crashes in noman's land, where do you bury the survivors?
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hottntott
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Nice one - let them bury themselves 
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inter united ***
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there survivors u dont bury them
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oldman
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a red bugalow everything is red the sofa is red the carpet is red
what colours are the stairs?
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Radookoo
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what stairs? 
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inter united ***
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presicily radookoo u beat me this time but there will be other times for now
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oldman
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a man walks into a street with a blue house a yellow house & a green house
The blue house is made out of blue bricks the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks but what is the Green house made out of
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Radookoo
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glass?
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Nadji
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Green Bricks?
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oldman
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glass is the answer
What do cows drink:?:
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Radookoo
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uh...water?
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Nadji
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Paint?
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oldman
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yeah water coz normally people say milk
what do you put in a toater
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hottntott
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a toat?
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hez
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20 people jump into a swimming pool. 24 heads pop up. wtf?
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Nadji
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| oldman wrote: | | what do you put in a toater |
Bread! 
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Nadji
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| hez wrote: | | 20 people jump into a swimming pool. 24 heads pop up. wtf? |
4 dogs jumped in as well 
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hottntott
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4 dived in, or were already in.
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inter united ***
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i personally think u missed counted to be honest. or it could be the fact that... i'll tell u tomoz
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hottntott
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It was at a Headmasters conference.
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oldman
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there where already people in the swimming pool
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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it agree with hottntott!
two people stuck up their rears as well? there were potatoes in the pool? something about coins?there were skulls on the floor of the pool? some had two heads?
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inter united ***
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they were actually bears
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hez
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think about 24 heads- 20 foreheads
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hottntott
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Oh nice one - like it. The best ones are always the best I always say. A winner there old son.
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hottntott
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Right, here we go guys .
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ' THEORETICALLY' AND 'REALISTICALLY' ?
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inter united ***
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ur motha
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hottntott
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I'll repeat in case its lost over the page.
What is the difference between 'THEORETICALLY' and 'REALISTICALLY'.
I'm gonna tell ya Rad.
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hottntott
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Well - you've had about 3 hours and no takers - so here you go.
This boy looks up from his home-work and says 'Dad, whats the difference between Theoretically and Realistically'?
Well son, says Dad, let me put it this way. Suppose we ask your mother - would she sleep with milkman for £1,000,000?; and she says yes. And then we ask your sister - would she sleep with the postman for £2,000,000? ; and she says yes.
Well - in that case we could say that THEORETICALLY we are worth £3,000,000. But that REALISTICALLY we are living
with a pair of slags!
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hottntott
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mistake here sorry, trying to exit.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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you mean edit
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hottntott
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No - I was trying to escape - because every time I tried to wipe it on edit it would not let me submit a blank post. Swine!
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inter united ***
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BARSTEAD!!
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hottntott
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Yup - that's what it called me.
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hottntott
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Excuse me - but I must post this before i forget. Its a real killer.
I've got a riddle
A riddle-me-ree
I've got a riddle
I want you to see ......... ..........
Uh.. Uh Uh..... Uh Uh ..Uh..Uh ......
Bugger -- I forgot it.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i only just saw that most, and hottntott forgot the riddle. This sucks and blows
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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SVN, do you wqant to try a riddle in here?
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oldman
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whats the differnt y did a guy create this thread?
heres one
if i bet you £1 that if you give me £2 i will give you £3
should you do this bet?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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yes
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the-bats-boston
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No.
You'll only get £1 and he'll get £2.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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It's worth it for the person who get's the 1 and the 3, but not the other person.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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yes you should take it because i give him £2 he gives £1 and gives 3£
it makes sense to me
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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You want to fill this one up too?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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fill it up ? i dint exactly fill up the last one did i ?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Do you want to post a riddle?!?
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oldman
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is that a riddle?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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yes ill post a riddle and no i dont think thats a riddle
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Coal?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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Correct
stevie u do a riddle
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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What is the moon worth?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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$1, because it has 4 quarters.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Correct. Your move.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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A towel.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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correct next riddle stevie ?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Bob went to get his drivers license. When asked his age, he replied: "My age today is
three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago." How old is Bob?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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16 or 18
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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you're just guessing the age someone could be if they got their drivers licece! You can't get your licence when you're 16 BTW, 17+ only. Anyone prepared to do it right?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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no i sed bevause thats the age that you might get it and the riddle after you work it out goes back the original age anyways
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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That's what I said you did! 16 is wrong anyway.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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awwwwwwwwwwwww man
but it is 18 though
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Yeah. You wouldn't have got that if yopu'd've tried to work it out correctly.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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i no but ..... oh well my riddle
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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A heart?
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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nope
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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A shadow?
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