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Naughty Names (NN)U no what guys its time we had a bit of a laugh so what u have to do is say a name that sounds a bit Naughty (well they dont have to) for example.
Mike Rouch
Chris P Ballsack
and theres the not so rude one like Amanda Hugandkiss
Go!!!
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hottntott
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Chris Peacock?
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hottntott
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Lucy Lastic?
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oldman
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CHRIS HANDCOCK (really person)
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hottntott
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Our fruit merchant is CHUNKY - the man with the pineapple balls.
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hottntott
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Ivor Biggun.
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hottntott
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Ivor Bollockoff
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hottntott
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Willie Warmer.
(Sorry - not spam - no-one else is jumping in. Roll-up. Roll-up. )
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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No so rude-Seymour Butts
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Ben Dover
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hottntott
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Oh - you are back then. Bothered to take a little post on your own thread which you have abandoned since starting it. Left all the hard work to me, so I've been posting complete c***. (Hey look, the swear filter works).
John Pratt - real one here - played for ----wait for it -- yes --TOTTENHAM
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Nadji
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Terry Wrist
Al Kyda
Smokey Mcpot
Dick Gonads
To name a few
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u1bd2005
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How about Dirk Hunt, Teena Grape.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Real Reading players had names like that too. And dont forget Danny Shittu, of Watford!
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hottntott
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Real Reading - is that the new Real Madrid?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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lol
that is an extra special lol as it is my 300th post except test posts and I'm getting my fourth ace!!!!
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Radookoo
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Phil McHole...how does this sound?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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don't get it.
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hez
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hugh.G.rection
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hottntott
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Close Rad - It needs to be Phil McAvity. The Dentist perhaps.( a cavity is another word for hole.)But yes it counts.
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Nadji
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Mike Hunt
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hottntott
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Oh - you Aussies! How very dare you. He plays for Reading don'tcha know.
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dirty mofo aussie criminal blood i dont accept that word in my topic
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u should say things like Teresa Green
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hottntott
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Or Isabel Necessary.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Polly Wanascrka, not very good but hey...
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hottntott
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Stevie C - did you miss my last post here? Wouldn't like to think I posted in vain.
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or miss understood ?
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hottntott
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O thats a goodun.
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or Homer Sexual u may definatly of heard that
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Radookoo
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no but i heard of Homer Simpson
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hottntott
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OI - that's an inappropriate word - 'Simpson.' Don't ever use it again in England.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Simon Gunj
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hottntott
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Master Bates
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Radookoo
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really good this one )
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hottntott
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O - right then - Seaman Staines.
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hottntott
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Robin Barstud
Lee Vitalone
Norma Snockers
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U no what this calls for a celebration
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hottntott
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Ava Banana
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Ava banana? where/ that lil monkey ran off with a cupful of sugar yesterday, the mug didn't smash and he drunk it all. while he was doing that two other monkeys stole loasa donuts, and Ava then took my bannana
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hottntott
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Very nasty, that. Hope you feel better now.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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thats the truth as a matter of fact, except the monkey weren't called Ava
'Alo Vera
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hottntott
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When i was a kid a llama knicked my Dad's hat.
Didi Really.?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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A girafre dribbled on my mum, shot and scored
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hottntott
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Was it Peter Crouch?
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no i saw it it was a black panther ur poor mutha
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hottntott
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Wot??? - nice - giraffes are ain't they? Luvly, giraffes are. Score winning goals don't they. Giraffes are my favourite. U got no soul if you don't luv giraffes. You got no imagination I see. Nodding down - overhead bicycle kicks. You know it makes sense. Just admit it. And yea - I do accept your humble apology.
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hottntott
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That reminds me:-
R. Sole.
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Phili-boi99
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Timmy rustballs <<-----REAL PERSON
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hottntott
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Shame his first name wasn't Tinny.
Here's a naughty one - Joe Harris.
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oldman
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its not naughty but its funny really person his sons my best mate
Dr Pawley
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hottntott
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Nuther nice one Oldman.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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INTER UNITED HAS A SON!!! WHO LIVES IN WALES NOT OXFORD!!! AND DESPITE HIS DAD BEING 16, HE'S 11 YEAR OLD OLDMAN'S BEST MATE!!! WHAT NEW REVALATIONS WILL BE UNEATHERED? JOIN US NEXT TIME, AT http://the4aces.myfreeforum.org. thankyou and goodbye
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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heres one I.C.Wiener
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icehockey69
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A person at my school is called Robert sidebottom. crazy fool
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oooh i see this room has taken off as well
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imBatman
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Mr. D. Pena
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Lou Sur
all the good ones are gone.
Ryan Sidebottom. Wonder if ice's Robert is related.
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Sir Van Nistelrooy
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Dr. Yankum
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