hottntott
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New Mod rulesThe Mods have been obliged to introduce a raft of new rules to be added to those already in existence. Please familiarise yourself with these:-
1. Anyone over 10 years of age wishing to post must first obtain permission from Oldman.
2. No questions are to be asked - only Oldman can ask questions and he will make sure a constant flow is maintained.
3. Whenever the words Australia, or 'cricket' is mentioned all members must cheer and applaud while singing Waltzing Matilda, which is to become the national anthem on this forum.
4. Smileys and other happy emoticons are only to be used in response to StevieC's jokes.
5. No swearing and inappropriate language about Reading is to be used at any time. We are particularly sensitive about all swear words which rhyme with Hunt. Uibd will be allowed one bad swearword everytime he posts - because he can, that's why.
6. Any member who says 'I think I will refer the matter to Uibd 'will be banned or stuffed into a private battle ground with Joe or Joseph.
7. No-one must take liberties by deliberately attempting to defeat teams which are known to belong to the Mods. Mods are the only members allowed to win any competitions which may arise. Joseph is the exception because we do not want him to start hollering and stamping his foot.
8. No-one will be allowed to post more than Oldman or StevieC and therefore Hottntott will carry a handicap of 50 posts per week deduction, the b******.
9. No correct spelling will be allowed on this forum.
Thank you for your kind attention. Glory Glory Allelluia. 
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u1bd2005
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lol, nice  and once again, lol
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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if I was admin I would give you a custom rank image (don't actually ub i wasn't hinting)
oh and my the way there's a pretty good one going round the majeski at the moment, "stephen hunt, hunt, hunt, mourinho's a (word that rhymes with hunt)"
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Nadji
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Very humorous mate
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Oldman, can I have permission to post?
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hottntott
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Oldman - ask him what it's worth. Negotiate like the FA for the viewing rights.
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inter united ***
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Liverpool? what happened to rules about them and Tottenham?
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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there were none
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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another rule (this ones seriousish): "Joe may not post in a thread posted in by anyone with less than 20 posts to stop him scaring them away
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