hottntott
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Now here's a funny thingThis is the honest truth. in the early hours of last Sunday I woke up and wondered how Ricky Hatton had fared in his world title bout in las Vegas, cos i reckon he's the greatest body puncher I have seen. Anyway - I couldn't find anything on tele or schedules in the papers, so I got out my little transister with its head phones and tried to tune in a decent channel for news or commentary. I just started spinning the tuner and suddenly I heard my cousin, also in bed, in Bishops Stortford, about 100 miles away, talking on a phone-in programme - James Whale or something. How about that - what's the chances of that? I rang him at once and shouted Oi - get off my radio! Absolutely true. 
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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not as good as some of the stuff you've posted, but then again with the high standards you set...
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hottntott
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Yea but this is the truth this time. Truth stranger than fiction.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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no, its not stranger than fiction at all
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hottntott
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Ithink it is in this case - how could that happen. Think about it, darn you. think about it. Couldn't happen in a life-time, not even to Inter.
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inter united ***
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Well i could make a satillite dish from old cotton and a waffle iron. just joking i dont know anything about waffels.
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hottntott
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I know you could Joe, if you wanted to. But this is the truth. Unbelievable. I can't ask my coz to confirm it, cos he's the guy no-one wants to bump into. He's the very scariest guy ever. But I luv him cos he's my coz.
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inter united ***
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i found the same thing about my cuz who lives in welshland
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hottntott
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welshland? - that is scary. Does he speak scowegian?
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Nadji
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Jeez whats the chances of that... Scowegian? only in the North-Southernly part of Welshland.
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inter united ***
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dont get me started on what u ozzies dun to the aboriginals that previously owned the land. then there was the fella Mr Neville who was the chairman of taking out those mutha fudges.
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hottntott
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Well - thanks for the history lesson Sir.
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Nadji
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So we took some land that wasn't really ours, significantly reduced there birthrates, and introduced them alcohol, opium and tobacco which still to this day is a chronic problem for indigenous communities and eventually outcast them. If the English didn't drop all of your hardened criminals over here things might have been different 
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hottntott
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OK -send the buggers back. Cricketers first.
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inter united ***
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good plan Dale
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hottntott
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Well Joe, this is Funf speking. No its not actually its Del - u no like Delboy - but I will pass on your approval to Dale without delay - he'll be so pleased - he can't wait to meet a man of such good judgement.
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inter united ***
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ive got a magical hammer
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hottntott
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Would that be Teddy Sheringham?? He's mine! (
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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madgical hammer=rubbish
damn you beat me!
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bignig
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dreamt i fell off a cliff n fell out of a bed haha 
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Don't bump old topics please bignig. Check dates.
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hez
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honstly wat is with all these new ppl coming on here and bumping old topics
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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It's hard to tell when you first start because it doesn't say which ones have been posted in since your last visit, and the date isn't exactly huge.
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StevieCoppellisaGod
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Actually, I just looked through the thread, and it's funnier than I though. The Northenly-Southern part of Welshland...crickters first... etc.
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