u1bd2005
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RiddlesI will post a new riddle each time the current riddle is solved.
If you want to post your own riddle please start a new topic.
RIDDLE 1. What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
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oldman
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is there an answer?
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u1bd2005
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yes there is an answer to this one
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oldman
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i give up y doesnt any1 else av a turn
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icehockey69
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it is nothing
(edited by u1bd2005, correct, but you're meant to wait until I say its correct before you start another riddle)
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icehockey69
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what always ends everything
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u1bd2005
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the letter G
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oldman
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how is it the letter g
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u1bd2005
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its always at the end of the word everything
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oldman
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i see now
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oldman
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if yor on the exact middle of the 7th bridge r u in wales or in England
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icehockey69
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isnt tht in america or something
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oldman
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no
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hez
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here's a good one: 20 people jump into a swimming pool. 24 heads come up. how does this happen.(no ones pregnant wen they jump in and there r no twins or anything like that)
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oldman
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there were all ready 4 in there
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hez
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no..... think about wat i write: 20 peepz jump into swimming pool. 24 heads pop up. 20 foreheads pop up. get it
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oldman
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yeah
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hez
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good init
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oldman
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yeah
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hez
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got anymore
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u1bd2005
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yes or no, is the answer to this question no?
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War Man
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no.
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u1bd2005
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wrong answer i'm afraid, think about it.
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djmoz1000
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yes
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u1bd2005
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No, thats wrong also.
If you answer no the answer is no so you should have answered yes.
but if you answer yes the answer isn't no so you should have answered no.
In other words it is an impossible question
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u1bd2005
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Next puzzle, what does the following mean
IECxcept
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mentalmat
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i duno
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munaaf
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aint got a clue, how r we supposed 2 get that?
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u1bd2005
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Its easy if you think about it.
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imBatman
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I before e except after c.
Sounded good anyway because the I is before the E and xcept is after the C
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imBatman
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If that is correct, here is the next one
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up 
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u1bd2005
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Yes it was correct but i dont have a clue what yours is
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imBatman
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Hint...
Its mostly used in the winter. But is also used year round.
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hez
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is it coal
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imBatman
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no
hint 2:
My dad said Gene Kelly used it in a movie once. 
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scottybay77
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Edited by u1bd2005 please wait until the previous riddle is answered before starting a new one.
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imBatman
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Hey Scotty,
Not to sound like your Head Master or anything but you must solve the previous riddle b4 u post your own. 
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imBatman
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It can sometimes be used as a walking aid
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munaaf
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is it a broom?
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imBatman
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You can see them quite often at sporting events ie Footy Matches, Golf, ect....
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u1bd2005
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Is it an umberella
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imBatman
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 Correct
Someone can now post a  one!!!!
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u1bd2005
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what does this mean:
MILONELION
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scottybay77
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one million
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scottybay77
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can i make one now
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imBatman
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Very close Scotty, I believe you will find the answer is "one in a million". Because the word one is inside the word million.
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imBatman
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In a contest, Hez was not last. He beat u1db2005 and imbatman. Boardy was neither first nor last and beat scottybay77. u1db2005 beat imBatman, imBatman beat Boardy. Who was last? What order did they finish in?
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scottybay77
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i did get the closest and that was a good one, apply to go on catchphrase lol
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imBatman
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I should LOL. Any Ideas on the new riddle.
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munaaf
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is scottybay77 last?
does it go:
Last:
Scottybay77
Boardy
ImBatman
u1db2005
Hez - First??
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scottybay77
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no because on the last riddle i got the closest before it was revelaed
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imBatman
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That's Correct munaaf. Well done. ScottyBay how can you be the closest when I got the correct answer. I didn't set the riddle. So I answered it, then set a new riddle. Which Manuaaf got correct. You can set one now if you like. 
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scottybay77
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okay what is more powerful than god, more evil than satan , rich people need it and poor people have it
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Phili-boi99
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lol that was the first riddle! the answers nothing
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Guest
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nothing!
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scottybay77
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yeah just testing the website awarness lol
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Phili-boi99
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ok i'll do one den
a girl throws a ball against a wall and it comes straight back, the girl throws the ball somewhere and without hitting anything it comes straight back to her.
Where does she throw it???
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scottybay77
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straight up , because of gravity
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Phili-boi99
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yeh u got it right 
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scottybay77
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okay dokey uhhhhhhhhh , i cnt think of one some one else have a go
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inter united ***
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ill have a go. its not very good.
a rooster lays a egg on a mountain top. the wind is blowing west and the sun is shining south east which way does the egg fall???
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Phili-boi99
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um west?
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scottybay77
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lol that sounded quite easy
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inter united ***
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NOPE
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inter united ***
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1 MORE GUESS
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Phili-boi99
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Oh I see...>!!!!!!! Roosters don't lay eggs!!!
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inter united ***
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YOU GOT IT
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inter united ***
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IVE GOT ANOTHER
RED HOUSES R RED BLUE HOUSES R BLUE WHAT COLOUR IS A GREEN HOUSE?? 2 GUESSES
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Phili-boi99
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greenhouses are made out of glass
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inter united ***
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CORRECT that one wasnt very gd
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hottntott
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If it takes 2 men a week to work a fortnight - how long does it take a frog to fight its way out of a barrel of tar with boxing gloves on?
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inter united ***
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the bloody frog would die!!!
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hottntott
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anyone else got an answer?
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hottntott
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Right, times up. Are you all stuck?
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hottntott
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So was the frog.
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Phili-boi99
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oh i get it haha 
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scottybay77
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that was soooo lame
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Phili-boi99
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at least he's tryin
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hottntott
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Sorry Scottybay - were you stuck?
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inter united ***
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TWO MEN WALK IN TO A BAR
WHICH MAN WALKED IN TO THE BAR?
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scottybay77
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neither ?
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Phili-boi99
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both?
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hottntott
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The Barman? ( or Landlord)?
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inter united ***
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no
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hottntott
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The one who wasn't barred.
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inter united ***
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the one that was on the right
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Phili-boi99
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i ddnt get dat
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inter united ***
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ok new 1
WHAT DO THREE LEFTS MAKE ???
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Phili-boi99
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a U-turn
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hottntott
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Can't wait - looking good now.
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inter united ***
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WTF?
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hottntott
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Exactly.
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inter united ***
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do u give up?
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hottntott
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I surrender - you are too good. Give us the killer blow.
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inter united ***
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You have alot to learn young grass hopper hottntott the answer is right, three lefts make a right
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hottntott
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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas?
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DanTheGunner
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lol lmao...........i have a sick mind
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hottntott
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OK Folks - too late now - but stop me if you've already heard it. The answer is, of course - 'your mum'. I thank you. And that definitely was the oldest riddle in the book! Sorry!
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Phili-boi99
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um dat was wierd!
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hottntott
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Well, traditionally, your mum hangs out the washing to dry (on the line).
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