Yodelling on the Champions League.

hottntott · Yodelling on the Champions League.

Can you yodel?

Do you know that - if you want to be an expert ski-er - you have to be able to yodel?

Do you know that - if you want to be a cowboy you have to be able to yodel?

Do you know that John Wayne and Pele were world champion yodellers?

Do you know that if you want to play for Switzerland you must be able to yodel?

Do you know that in Switzerland and Austria all touchline instructions are communicated by yodelling from the bench?

Do you know that David Beckham is learning to yodel?

Do you know that Simon Cowell's new American Idol is a yodeller?

Do you know that there is a world ban on women yodellers, which carries the death sentence. Yodelling is a very macho business.

If you want to play in Switzerland you have to pass a government yodelling test before you can sign?

Can you yodel? I can't.

If you want a poll bloody well do it yourself.

Radookoo

hottntott

No - Yodel. Everyone can lol - that's easy. Graham Poll can lol, even.

inter united ***

Graham Poll can YODEL upside down whilest getting money from the bank. True story.

hottntott

Hey - Truth is stranger than fiction! Last night at 11.30 I post a brain wave on yodelling and blow Rad's mind. Halftime at white hart lane and suddenly 2-0 up, I suddenly find I can yodel. Full time 2-2 and I've lost my yodel. Now here's the amazing part - today, a few hours later - yodellers appear on Big Brother. Are they spying on our forum the swines.

inter united ***

yeah i notist that as well. but i never thought twice of it. pssst hotntott i thought it could have been those romanians keep that between us (kiss kiss)

hottntott

Help. Now then, I guess I should have explained to Rad what yodelling is. Rad, shepherds in the Alps communicate with each other by using a far reaching kind of warbling, echoing form of singing (no words). It also became an American cowboy singing style amonst top country singers in USA 1920-30s. A famous australian singer in Britain was the last we had, Frank Ifield with 'I remember you'. Its a difficult thing to master, like keepie-up is.

inter united ***

and trying not let ur hotchocolate boil over in the micro-wave

hottntott

Wot's a micro wave. I agree about the hot chocolate - its better than yodelling.

oldman

i cant yodel!!!!!! & how chocolate is the best made for the cold weather accept from thermal socks ofcours

StevieCoppellisaGod

yodel er oo ooo! that's what its ment to sound like, don't see the point though

hottntott

You want to get all your goats in off the slopes don't you. Or you don't want to get lost up there, do ya. And what about if someone says a little innocent remark about the lovely Hunt - you yodel loud and long then, I've noticed.

Great yodelling by the way - I'm annointing you as Yodelling Champ in Chief for the 4 Aces, and I want 4 aces to award you a curled cow horn symbol to display at all times, like you play for Derby or something. I make this appointment now in case they lock my yodelling thread in a hurry as much too contraversial.

StevieCoppellisaGod

derby are a 5th rate team. those rams are to thank for shane long's form though. scored 3 goals agianst them last year he did, wont go into it now as inter'll yodel like this: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hottntott

SEE - you can yodel after all - you've been hiding your light under a bushel all the time. That award will fit just right.

StevieCoppellisaGod

so what is yodeling?

hottntott

You can't kid me. You are now the champ and should get the rams-horn emblem for your title. Salaams to the yodelling champ 2007.

StevieCoppellisaGod

But I hate derby!

hottntott

OK champ - forget the rams-horn icon. You can't have a star tho. Maybe they'll let you keep the title for 100 years. We could call it the Hunt trophy. Cghoose your own icon. Howzat?

inter united ***

I can make a joke out of yodeling Regarday:-

I say: Knock, knock
U say: Who's there (cos ur all gulable)
I say: Little old lady (but thats where ur silly cos im not a little old lady)
U say: Little old lady whooooooo ( but its actually one o at the end like who)
Then i say HAHAHA ur a gimp and run off on a back off a young calf.

hottntott

That's great - old but great. All the better cos it's long forgotten and good to remember. And I reckon that would finish off the thread a treat. Thank you.

sneddon_1000

whats yodelling got to do with anything lmao?