Inter - have you ever heard of Liverpool's greatest hero - Dixie Dean? Let me help you, ol chap. He was a fantastic striker - centre forward actually, and rated as the greatest header of the ball. He terrorised defences and of course Everton were the big local derby rivals, as now. Well, at the time, Everton had a great goalkeeper - Elisha Scott. One day, out walking, they happenned to approach each other, and as they passed Dixie Dean nodded good-day to Elisha Scott, whereupon, on instinct, Elisha dived across the pavement at Dixie's feet. I don't know if Dixie scored or not! Another great Liverpool legend.
OK everybody and especially Inter - I was just checking to see if you were all awake and paying attention. Yes, of course, the story is correct, but in fact Dixie Dean was the great Everton striker and Elisha Scott was Liverpool's goalkeeper. 1-0.
LOOK - they are all bloody scousers, aint they. And both stonkers, for sure. AFTER ALL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE -Everton - Liverpool, Liverpool - Everton. At least I got the spelling right. And as for nodding the ball down to score - Dixie was second to none - credit where credit's due.
Dixie Dean was a really real legend for a great many years after his career ended- he was recognized as the best header of the ball for goals - a real stonker, mate.
now nadji not all us brits use the word stonker its not a very popular word no evryones hears of it. now the definition of a stonker is someone or something that is amazing or awesome what ever flows your boat down under _________________ You'll Never Walk Alone !!
Yea - and until Inter introduced it I hadn't heard it used for a million years. So now there's three of us knows it - like a sort of secret club - like the masonic stonkers you could say. Don't reveal it to the hoi-polloi whatever you do or they might call you a prat. Thats what happened to Oscar Wilde.
Right - pay attention. Certain people on here, including one who shall be nameless (Inter), keep ending posts with a message to me that I will never walk alone. I have asked before - what if i want to walk alone? What about if I'm, say, going to the toilet? Or not wanting to be seen going to an Arsenal game (to watch the opposition). I did go once, in disguise, to see a new player in an English representative game against the RAF, one evening. Well, what if I had not gone alone - my companion/s would have had that over me for ever, and could have grassed me up at any time. Then the football community would had said i worse than Jade Goody. A racist - going to watch a game at a club who discriminated against England by trying never to play any English players! What a * * * * * * * liberty!! So -turn the collar up and walk alone I say, if i ever want to see Henri. What about if I was coming into the stadium first in the Olympic walking marathon?? You'll never walk alone ?- Oh No, who is behind me?? Turn to look over the shoulder - overbalance - fall down and break an ankle! Thank you very much. So - how about 'You'll never walk alone - with the possible exception of Hottntott, of course.' Bit of respect for my sensitivities if you please. Especially from the one i won't mention cos i don't want to embarrass him(INTER).
Why does everybody call me a bunch of B*******? U don't get rid of me that easy Inter - discarding me like an old Gerard Houllier. OK F*** it - I'll walk alone this once.
PS _ Ron Atkinson is back.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:
hottntott wrote:
What about if I was coming into the stadium first in the Olympic walking marathon?? You'll never walk alone ?- Oh No, who is behind me?? Turn to look over the shoulder - overbalance - fall down and break an ankle!
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